Desideratum

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letterstomycountry:

I think “the Paralysis of Analysis” is my favorite, followed closely by Suburban Malaise and Urban Ennui.

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Don’t you hate it when you have an exam on zebrafish development but suddenly a Kardashian wants to date you so you sign a contract because they ask very nicely and cute-like but it stipulates that you cannot study while the film crews are around, which isn’t a problem, but oh my god why are the cameras always around? Don’t you hate that?

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    end up teaching (big if), I will have so much fun with

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    “losing your history mojo”

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    Don’t you hate it when you have an exam on zebrafish development but suddenly a Kardashian wants to date you so you sign...

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